Ms. Elisabeth

"Windows XP - now comes with free anger management courses."

Whoever invented XP should experience the eXtreme Pain that all users of it do. Add IE7 and it's like teaming up Lex Luther with Brainiac... pure evil.

"Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning." -- Bill Gates

"There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed." -- Bill Gates

I can only reach one possible conclusion: Microsoft has a learning disability.