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User:lisbethk24 (11548183)
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Location:Minnesota, United States
Birthdate:02-08
Bio:My Anti-personals Ad

An anti-personals ad is like a regular dating ad with slight twist. The rules are:
1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.

Hi, how's it going? I am an oh-fur-cute, dumpy (and lumpy) woman, have shoulder-length, unmanagable blond hair and blue eyes seeking a gorgeously amazing looking human who is rich, athletic, IQ of at least 180, sexy, has a great sense of humour, is well traveled, well read, loves philosophy, mathematics, books, science, history, between the ages of 30-65, and is humble but self-confident.... What do you get in return... an amazingly sulky, neurotic, introverted, boring, frump (inside and out), that--uff dah--I promise you will be high maintenance! I am open to different options at the moment as long as you pay for the travel and room. And the chocolate. I am very curious to get to know you, don'cha know?


All that being said, I'm not really looking...

My Dating Status Button says:
Polyamorous, Bisexual, Involved/Not Available

Polyamorous Interested in multiple serious relationships.
Bisexual Interested in both male and female.
Involved/Not Available Currently in a relationship, not available to date.
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Interests:31: australia, biking, books, cats, chocolate, england, enya, family, feminism, guitar, hiking, history, india, jazz, languages, literature, lord of the rings, mythology, nature, new zealand, philosophy, photography, psychology, reading, religion, romance, science fiction, scotland, star wars, walking, writing
Schools:None listed
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Friend of:26: bialogue, blissfish, butterscotchvix, cakmpls, carly_kai, discardedhonor, gentle_gamer, gideon_s, gothgeekgirl, heyfoureyes, jessie_c, kalmn, livetomyheart, lovecraftienne, master_bob_says, mon462, ratponymuse, serendipitygirl, shelleybear, sodyera, soquili_gitli, subpoenababy, supergee, wendymouse, wickedladybear, wildriverrose
Member of:17: becausemn, bi_people, bi_pride, bifriends, bipolytolerant, bisexual, bisexual_bbws, bisexual_grrls, bisexual_world, latetransition, les_bi_poly, lesbigay_mwest, minnesota_queer, transnews, transparent_cy, transrcyclist, wiscon
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